Somewhere (Now In Super High Definition)

I dropped by a professional photographer who said he will photograph my work for 40 bucks. I thought this was a fair price because it was going to be done professionally, and I would not have to worry about juggling my camera around, whilst taking beyond crappy photos.

When I arrived at the so called studio, he lead me into a petite gallery, offered me some coffee and handled my work with the utmost respect and professionalism. He used gloves! (gasp) Never in my life had I felt so special...

He asked me to stay in the gallery and then disappeared into a different building. I wanted to follow him but he said it was a restricted area because we would have had to pass by valuable art work. Basically I would have been a liability, which is true, because I'm pretty clumsy. After he returned he said he liked my work and then he said I didn't need to pay the 40 bucks. I was really taken back because I was willing to pay 40 bucks and check the results but he just let me go with a huge picture file.

I returned home and I opened the file. I was really, REALLY impressed. The quality of the photo was amazing. 100 megabytes of amazing. I felt so bad that he didn't take the money for the labor costs. He is definitely THE MAN if you want to take high quality photos of your art work.